Men are paralyzed by the thought of buying gifts for women. We knuckle-draggers have no idea what to do. If you're in a bind and don’t know what to give to your special someone for Valentine’s Day, then you’ve come to the right place.
We suggest that you get a little adventurous and shop at RedEnvelope. Follow our playbook and you’ll have 3 romantic, sexy, & fun gifts to make this holiday great… and all for around $125.
1. Start with chocolate to massage her senses and delight her soul. Ok – liquor is quicker, but chocolate is a nice way to start out a romantic evening. Prince Frog Chocolates combines the charm of the holiday with some unique sweets. I’d mention how you have matured from a lowly frog into her adored prince or some such… $34.95
2. Onto something fun to liven up the night. We have a playful way to get closer to her. Pewter Get-Lucky Dice – with a roll of the dice, you will be given step by step instructions on how to spice up foreplay. Without foreplay, you get no play. This is a solid investment. $34.95
3. Bling for your encore to melt her heart and express your love (or lust). We suggest that you select appropriately, based on your situation.
Friends with benefits ......... Friendship Leaf Necklace $69.95
Have cash, will spend ........ Diamond Eternity Necklace $149.95
Gentlemen, we’ve made gifting for Valentine’s mind-numbingly easy. Our guide sets the mood, starts the romantic interlude, and leads you to the land of milk and honey.
*** If you are light on cash but want to have do something special, then here's what you put together for around $50:
- Buy $19.99 Roses from ProFlower
- Get some Chocolate Body Frosting $29.95
- Pick up a bottle of Two-Buck Chuck ... use your imagination.
Good luck!
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